Monday 25 February 2013

De-Nesting Diaries: Friday, February 22nd

There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government. -Benjamin Franklin, statesman, author, and inventor (1706-1790) 

Sonia Braga
 'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND'

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and leave..
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'


Hello! Just wanted to let you know that Tower, which premiered at TIFF
in 2012, has a one-week run starting today, February 22.

I play the mother of the protagonist in this film.

Details are at http://www.theroyal.to/films/tower.

And the Globe and Mail gave the film Three Stars in its review! Deborah


P,

Hope the de-nesting and refurbishment projects are going as planned.

One of your weak kneed domestiques has messed up his right knee again in a match lasterday. Nothing dramatic on court, just moving forward, in keeping with the trifecta, and something let go. I am walking fine but coming downstairs is uncomfortable. I am trying to find ways of never using stairs – like never making a right turn. Don’t even know if I can ride. The Aberlour seems to be taking the edge off – may in fact be the cure.

I think this was the Wordsmith week for the naming disorder – the dis-naming order; spoonerism, malapropism, Freudian slip, eggcorn, mondegreen -mondevert.

Regards to all at the Island Inn. W


Hi Patrick did you get my note re the dates...
Christina Tassell
Hi Patrick did you get my note re the dates that we would like to stay in Vancouver? 5th to 8th March?
Calling Patrick!,,,,,
Christina Tassellposted to
Hi Pat, Hoping to be in Vancouver on Tuesday 5th until Friday 8th do these dates suit you two?
Two more sleeps till Oscar Sunday!!!!!! This is my Superbowl!!!!!!
 
 

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